A new forum, a new interview!

[Sasuke]

Yo everyone,

Today im having a chat with none other then our favorite forum troll and more importantly the guy that brought humour to the clan Chris 'Illidan.Icon' Woodall!

# So hey Chris, thank you for taking your time for this interview
- No problem i kinda made u do it hehe

# Ye those nude pics of urs always do the trick ^_-
Could you tell us a little bit about yourself?
- Well my name is Chris Woodall im 21 years old and CRAZY about motorcycles. I'm a nurse and have sex with loads of my female collegue's, also i'm really good in bed.

Chris the cop is gonna get yaaaah!

# Guess we can say that you like to ride stuff : ) But as a nurse, dont you have to wash dirty old men a lot?
- Well i've kinda had it with the whole nursing home work. So i've started working with handicapped children which i really enjoy doing. (i have washed alot of old dirty men though)

# What kind of work exactly? And EWWW thats gross.
- Well to make a long story short i'm kinda their father figure, i Make sure they get up in the morning for school. i make sure they take their medicen and lunches. and i put warm food on the table for them .. it sounds alot easyer then it is, i've been hit more times by those kids then i have in any bar.

Chris the sexy male-nurse

# Actually, to me, it sounds pretty hard because i used to work 24/7 with kids during the summer too, let alone handicapped kids. And that was only to make sure they were entertained. You sure got a job of which you can be proud of!
- Well to be honest i'm very proud of what i do. I cant get mad at those kids no matter how many times they call me names or hit me in the face. I know its not directed at me as a person.

# You have my respect sir, there should be more selfless people like you in this world : )
On to the gaming part, you have been in twR for quite some time now. When exactly did you join us and how did that happen?
- Well i've joined a couple of times.. my first time was when Diandro was still chief. (nice guy btw) I was dragged in by Human.nl (which is known as Step to most) but i left and came back a couple of times. Last time i joined was in november 06 i believe, i just couldnt stay away because twR has always had a great vibe.

# What do you think that has changed most in twR since you first joined?
- Well it went from a friend clan that didnt do a thing in semi-profesional clan wars... to a goddamn-succesfull-owning-ass-a-little-bit-less-of-a-friends-clan, not to mention the change of chieftains. couldnt believe at first what u did for twR out of the blue that honestly blew me away... also i can never forget jax .. always loved that guy he had great charisma. and diandro... the ever friendly and real-time dad.

# Thanks for the kind words : ) JaX is the Legend you know that, he cant be topped no matter how hard u try. All in all, do you think this change is positive or negative?
- well its a win win situation if u ask me... as i said before twR was more of a friend clan when jax was chief and he worked that puppy so right... But u made it a bit more profesional which is a primairy (if not THE primary) reason this clan is the way it is. The clan changed with its chief.

# Imo, if you got the potential to achieve much, you should use all means possible to do it : )
So what else aside from riding bikes and women does Chris do in his spare time?
- Well i work way to much. so i dont really have much time to spend. Awhile ago i had a girlfriend but she was boring so i'm as single as i've always been and i love it. Ah wait one of my most favorite past times is getting completely waisted with my friends and have a laugh.

# How many hours do you work a week?
- Sometimes i work 40 and sometimes i work 20 depends on how buzy it is.

Imo that girl agrees with me that Chris is hot even while eating

# Aight lets play a game, i write a word and you write the first thing that comes to mind, ready?
- bring it bitch!

illidan.icon - win
Random - goddamnit
Cheese - Pizza
Holidays - sex
sex - nurses
nurses - hot
hotness - me!111!!1one!
buttsex - u
# u
- No, u
# No u
- milan u assface!
# kek! lets go on ...
twR - community
Sasuke - chieftainbaby!
Jakarta - chieftaindad !
Germans - alien
Schalke - what the fuck?
Goddamn it i wanted u to say its a noobteam XD (its Michaels favorite soccer club : P)
Hehe awwel cant have everything in life

# Quoted for truth my friend. Some time ago you posted that you have a muscle disease, would you mind telling a bit about that to the people who dont know u?
- Well its not really a muscle disease its more the tendants .. I just have to much of that which causes my joints to dislocate and that hurts.... alot...
this results im my bones chaving eachother which causes me to lose cartelige (kraakbeen) and that hurts alot aswell to make it a bit simpler i cant ride my bicycle for 5 minutes without feeling some pain in my knees, and this gets worse and worse the more i do it.

# Is there anyting that can be done about it?
- No not really its gonna get pretty bad in a couple of years.

# God fcking damnit i feel for u man, great people like you dont deserve this
Is there any chance we will ever ever ever see you on battle.net again?
- no i've broken my CD in 5 pieces and gave my tft key away to Oscar... Still havnt found my ROC box so he's missing that key.

# Thats a damn shame.. to me, you were one of the guys who brought that 'vibe' you talked about earlier to twR and damn im gonna miss u : (

Any last shoutouts or things you would like to say?
- Live fast die young wihout regrets bitches! also... I love you guys take care and if your ever near me give me a PM we'll grab a beer.

Awesome Chris, i love u <3 Thanks for the inteview.
No problem Milan take care (one more secret... to curse on the forums just type things like fucking) <3 u man and thanks for the privilige

Chris on a motorcycle, both willing to drive werever life takes them

[ArminvB[twR]]

- Well my name is Chris Woodall im 21 years old and CRAZY about motorcycles. I'm a nurse and have sex with loads of my female collegue's, also i'm really good in bed.


Man never open with a lie

[FeroCiouS]

respect..is all i say..respect to you chris...

stay with us as long as possible, ok?

[Alien]

lol jord is able to emo-up everything O_O

anywayz, nice interview, i had my fun reading this!
you rule etc chris :> (i rule moar tho)

[TheLegend-JAX]

Nice interview! = )

Restecp

[ViVaLaViV]

loved the interview! <3

[Tony]

Nice read, more respect for illi now

[ArminvB[twR]]

Nice read, more respect for illi now

How can one have MORE respect for illu after one meets him for the first time? He is God himself.

[TheLegend-JAX]

btw why is this a clanwar result?

[Sasuke]

Because this forum appears in the portal.

[ViVaLaViV]

aka: sasu sux and cant make this forum work properly.

[ArminvB[twR]]

ROFL BAN IP FROM VIVA ROFLROFL!!!!

[ViVaLaViV]

[FeroCiouS]

mind tricks from vivalaviv....cant...trust.....must....resist!!!...AAAAAAAAAAAARGHJ.....I...DONT...WANNA...
SAY.....AAAAAAARGH.....I....LOVE....YOU...!!

[Alien]

ure dumb jord.

[Sasuke]

For once the gerboi is right.

[Illidan.icon]

gayboy*

[ViVaLaViV]

mind tricks from vivalaviv....cant...trust.....must....resist!!!...AAAAAAAAAAAARGHJ.....I...DONT...WANNA...
SAY.....AAAAAAARGH.....I....LOVE....YOU...!!

it's kinda late, but i love u 2 jord, u know that!

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